64th Primetime Emmy Awards - Worst Dressed List

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64th Primetime Emmy Awards - Worst Dressed List
It’s your favorite time of year, The Emmys, which means the kick-off to awards season! That time of year when you judge famous people for wearing dresses that you can never ever afford!

Anyways, here’s what we thought of Elizabeth Moss’s nightmare ensemble, Claire Danes’ burlap maternity garb, and Christina Hendricks’ budget fashion…to name a few.

Elisabeth Moss: Where do I even start with Elisabeth Moss? Her zero make-up, her “going to the gym” hair, or her “party in Miami in 1984” dress? Elizabeth Moss’ Dolce & Gabbana gown was ruffly and strapless and asymmetric and just too busy for me to have an opinion. NEXT!

Christina Hendricks: The “Mad Men” actress decided to go budget for this awards show and wore a design by Christian Siriano, the pixie boy alumni from “Project Runway.” Apparently nobody told Christina that she’s a big time star who gets dresses for free from real designers, but no matter, she went with a grey fishtail gown that was belted! I repeat! The dress was belted! Mariah Carey is so jealous right now.

Julianne Moore: Usually I’m a fan of a long-sleeved gown (The Royal Wedding anyone?) but in the case of Julianne Moore’s chartreuse Dior gown, it looked like she wore a hippies maxi skirt and paired it with a yellow wet suit. I can’t deal.

Claire Danes: Claire Danes is finally making her Hollywood comeback and she wore this!? Claire Danes attempted to cover up her pregnant belly by wearing a yellow Lanvin gown that looked like it was fastened with rope and was so misshapen she looked like she was carrying an alien bump, rather than a baby bump. All pregnant women should look to Natalie Portman at the 2011 Oscars to learn how to dress their baby bump. This is law.

Mayim Bialik: First off, who is Mayim Bialik? No, I’m asking? Who is she? Anyways, she wore a not-so-pretty-in-pink Pamello Roland gown that looked like that thing when a little girl gets lost in the “organza” portion of the fabric store and is like “Mommy, can I buy this?” Oh, by the way, Mayim is on “Big Bang Theory,” I just googled it.
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