Karl Lagerfeld Calls Adele Fat

Karl Lagerfeld is saying things again and as usual, it’s super offensive. The man needs a cutthroat publicist and quick, before he offends all of Hollywood.

Karl likes Adele, but he’s not a fan of her body, “I prefer Adele and Florence Welch…the thing at the moment is Adele. She is a little too fat, but she has a beautiful face and a divine voice.”

Is it supposed to make it better that he called her voice “divine”?

He also is not a fan of Russian men.

“It I was a woman in Russia, I would be a lesbian. As the men are very ugly. There are a few handsome ones, like Naomi Campbell’s boyfriend, but there you see the most beautiful women and the most horrible men,” says Lagerfeld.

Is it bad that I think he’s funny? Also, way to offend 75 million people. But things are looking up for Naomi Campbell’s boyfriend, at least.

He also sounds off on “people in magazine” though I can’t tell what he’s talking about?

“People in magazine are 50% bimbo and 50% pregnant women,” says Lagerfeld.

Lol What? What magazines? What people? Karl Lagerfeld never makes any sense, that being said…what else did he say!?!?!

He loves Michelle Obama, saying, “I’m a big fan of Mrs. Obama – and her face, I think, is magical…Mrs. Obama is not a fashion statement, but she has other things to do.”

Put that in the official records, Michelle Obama has a "magical face." Now put your money where you mouth is Lagerfeld and send her some Chanel.