Joan Rivers Calls Christina Aguilera a Pig

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Joan Rivers Calls Christina Aguilera a Pig
Finally, someone said it. Joan Rivers says Christina Aguilera looks like a pig. While I think she specifically looks like Miss Piggy, let's not get carried away with specifics. Let's call a pig a pig okay?

Christina Aguilera shocked fans when she squeezed into a leotard and corset for the Michael Jackson Tribute show this weekend. Did I say "Squeezed" I meant to say "squealed." Okay, pig jokes are done. X-Tina did made a huge fashion mistake by wearing that tube sock she called a leotard.

Joan Rivers, who casually insults celebs everyday on her E! show, "Fashion Police" sat down with "New York Live" and was asked to dish about photos of Christina Aguilera from her performance at the Michael Forever show.

"You look like a pig," Rivers says of Aguilera, "She's not just eating apples!"

Hmm, I'm very hot and cold with Joan Rivers. Sometimes her insults, while mean, are hysterical. She once said that Tilda Swinton "looked like a lesbian Maitre D at a seafood buffet" which caused me to choke upon hearing it, and I wasn't even eating anything!

In the same interview where Rivers called Aguilera a roasting pig, she also lashed out at Jessica Simpson. Jessica Simpson has become the subject of pregnancy rumors, and I hope for Simpson's sake that she is pregnant, otherwise we've all just been calling her fat for the last month.

Joan riffs on Simpson, "They say Jessica is pregnant or maybe she's having a good time. On 'Toddlers and Tiaras' every mother wobbles into the room. We all need to walk."

So she's calling her fat? Are the moms on that show fat? Is it just me or do I not get that Toddlers and Tiara's reference, at all? Moving on!

Rivers must really have a thing against Christina Aguilera. Last February when Christina Aguilera couldn't remember the lyrics to the world famous and taught-to-every-person-in-america, National Anthem, Rivers said, "How stupid can you get? Christina must have been thinking about food - that's why she forgot the words."

Rivers "Fashion Police" co-host Kelly Osbourne also hates on Christina Aquilera. During a segment for the show, Kelly looks at a photo of Aguilera in a tiny black dress and says, "Maybe she's just becoming the fat b-tch she was always born to be." She then adds, "She called me fat for so many f-cking years. You're fat too!"

Wow! I might even go so far as to say that these two are each other’s arch nemesis. Let the catfight begin! Or pig fight, or whatever.

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