'Fifty Shades of Grey' to Launch Underwear Line

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\'Fifty Shades of Grey\' to Launch Underwear Line
Now housewives can lounge in underwear inspired by the book series that helped get their rocks off this summer.

Fifty Shades of Grey, the underwear line, is officially happening. Author E L James has closed a licensing deal to sell official Fifty Shades branded unmentionables to fans across the country.

The collection will reportedly feature underwear, shirts, PJs, stockings, garters, robes, and other apparel in North America.

According to GossipCop, a total of three different companies were granted the licenses to produce the naughty nighttime garments.

FREEZE Clothing brand will produce the tamer selections. They’ll be responsible for Fifty Shades t-shirts, knits, and hoodies. HYP is slated to market anything from stockings to garters to printed tights. Briefly Stated will do the brand’s daywear and sleepwear, including PJs, robes, and tighty-whities.

Just think, kids…. If you thought it was embarrassing to have your mom drop you off at school before, now she can bend over and give you a good-bye kiss on the cheek wearing a Christian Grey hoodie and thong. Sweet…

More importantly, this news proves that Fifty Shades is slowly reaching Harry Potter status. Let’s recap…

Fan sites… Check. A movie adaptation… Check. Memorabilia… Check.

Fifty Shades of Grey has already sold 40 million copies worldwide, 20 million of which were in the US.

Though a movie adaptation is a sure thing, no real official casting decisions have been reported for the steamy roles of Anastasia Steel and Christian Grey.

My vote is to just throw K-Stew and R-Patz in there and make the whole thing a carnival of sexual awkwardness. They can even wear the Fifty Shades garters together.
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