Snooki Signs Fragrance Deal- What's The Rest of The Cast Doing?

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One can only imagine what a Snooki perfume would smell like, but pickles, sweat, and hangover vomit initially comes to mind. It's not the first time Snooki has released a smell, but it is the first time she's made her own perfume. Yep, you just walked into a fart joke.

The pint-sized guidette has signed on for a fragrance deal that is set to launch sometime this fall. It doesn’t yet have a name or a smell. Actually, they've probably just given up on actually putting a smell in there and are just selling bottles of pure alcohol.

I'm not even asking this to be funny, but who would buy this? The only way this thing is perfume to get purchased is 1) on accident 2) by your outdated mom who wants to get you a "hip" Christmas gift 3) as a gag gift for a friend.

There's no smell on Earth that's sweet enough for me to say, "I'm wearing Snooki, thank you."

This isn't the first product honoring the Jersey Shore cast.

Sammi "Sweetheart" Giancola launched her own fragrance back in January. It was called Dangerously Sweet, but I bet the name, I'm Done, Ron! was a close second. Her scent is described as "The sugary floral composition contains notes of mandarin orange, almond, jasmine, honeysuckle, vanilla and brown sugar." So basically, it smells like a cake.

Back in 2010, Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino launched a cologne, The Sitch. I find it surprising that Mike even wears cologne, as I thought the only thing he got sprayed with was Lamisil and mace.

JWoww released a clothing line last year, and she designed all of the outfits. I'm guessing the tops are really, really big. She designed lingerie and skimpy dresses. She also released a dating advice book. It's three pages long. Page one: A picture of giant, fake breasts. Page two: the giant, fake breasts at a club. Page three: a smiley face. JWoww also released a line of bronzer.

Vinnie Guadagnino remains relatively low-key when he's not shooting Jersey Shore, but Pauly D might be the most successful of the bunch. The DJ has a residency at the Palms in Vegas. He makes $40,000 a night, so I guess there's no real reason for him to write a book or release a fragrance.