Gwyneth Paltrow Would Rather Smoke Crack Than Eat Bad Food

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Gwyneth Paltrow Would Rather Smoke Crack Than Eat Bad Food
For someone who looks like she lives on nothing more than chicken broth and ice cubes, Gwyneth Paltrow seems to think she’s become some kind of culinary expert.

During an interview at the iTunes festival in London the topic turned to the discussion of canned cheese (because what music conversation doesn’t eventually drift to the topic of canned cheese) Gwyneth said “I’d rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a can.”

Is she referring to Easy Cheese? That stuff is awesome, it’s like silly string that you can eat. Granted it will give you a headache and make you vomit a little, but it also makes you feel like an astronaut.

Gwyneth just released her first cookbook, “My Fathers Daughter” which has such easy recipes like Duck Ragu and advice that suggests you should buy $60 bottles of olive oil! Wow, she’s just like us! Sarcasm aside, she also does not let her children eat fast food like McDonalds because she hates her kids cares about nutrition.

“I take them to Pizza Express because I think that’s much healthier. Don’t tell them there are toys!”

But she’s not a total ice queen, “I drink wine constantly while I’m cooking. Wine, either color,” she says. Wow, go wild gurrlll!

And just when you thought she couldn’t get any more insufferable, she also doesn’t like chocolate. “Ok, it may not be the healthiest of indulgences, but cheese, really beautiful, well-made cheese has to be one of the best things on the planet. Give me a slice of Camembert over chocolate cake any day.”

I’m sorry, what did she say? I was too busy squirting canned cheese onto my happy meal to pay attention.
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