Jennifer Lopez

Before we talk about how good J.Lo looked on American Idol last night, can we draw attention to the fact that Steven Tyler was wearing a snakeskin cape. Did you see that? Good. That guy is most definitely involved in some kind of witchcraft.

Anyways, even though American Idol is a “family friendly” show, J.Lo treated the show like her own personal runway rocking a super sultry sheer and leather dress by Catherine Malandrino.

Forget what the celebs were wearing to the Oscars, what was everyone wearing while they let loose at the Vanity Fair after party?

While the “Oscar Winners” were traipsing around the red carpet in their winning ensembles, the rest of Hollywood, aka celebrities who are super famous but not talented enough to actually get nominated for an Oscar, were partying it up at the Vanity Fair party. Who, what, wear? I’ll tell ya.

Katie Holmes: Holmes showed up in a navy blue ensemble that aged her so much. Can you believe she’s only 33? That conservative hair, that dress, she looks like a really youthful 45 year old. Anyways, the dress was boring, it didn’t fit at the bust, the detailing seemed dated…blah. Tom Cruise, on the other hand, has a great new haircut, just FYI.

It’s just like that song *sings* Ebony and Ivory, except not at all. The theme of this years red carpet was red and ivory.

Red on the red carpet is always a great go-to color on the carpet. My favorite leading man Colin Firth was there with his lovely wife Livia, who wore a Valentino red gown.

Natalie Portman wore red in a vintage Dior Couture gown. However, I kept thinking that something was missing this year, oh yeah, her baby bump.

J.Lo has been stomping around NY in a variety of outfits lately, mostly she’s been looking fab, getting matchy matchy with her purses and her shoes, but yesterday our favorite American Idol judge left her hotel room in the most bizarre outfit.

What is going on with this outfit? Let’s just start with the top. J.Lo appears to be wearing two scarves, well, one scarf and one ferret around her neck. She wrapped the fur trimmed Gucci scarf so tightly around her neck it was like she was being strangled by a cat. Not okay.