Jennifer Lopez Strangled By Fur in this Fashion Disaster

J.Lo has been stomping around NY in a variety of outfits lately, mostly she’s been looking fab, getting matchy matchy with her purses and her shoes, but yesterday our favorite American Idol judge left her hotel room in the most bizarre outfit.

What is going on with this outfit? Let’s just start with the top. J.Lo appears to be wearing two scarves, well, one scarf and one ferret around her neck. She wrapped the fur trimmed Gucci scarf so tightly around her neck it was like she was being strangled by a cat. Not okay.

Next she was wearing a blue sweater. Totally normal, nothing to say about this. Moving on.

Now, her pants. What can I say about these plaid high-water capri pants? I think “plaid,” “capri,” and “high-water” is self sufficient to get anyone to understand the atrocity happening here. Also, I’m still getting over the fur collar paired with the plaid.

Ok, what about those Dior heels. These are a little shoe-licious for me. Like, maybe NeNe Leakes from the Real Housewives of Atlanta could rock them, but ankle boots that stop just below the bottom of her cropped plaid pants is making me hope for more pant. I just want like two more inches of pant. The open space between shoe and pant is stressing me out.

Also, could it have killed her to wear some skinny jeans?

Alright, her Fendi bag is fine. She wore it earlier this week with a matching grey trench coat and it still works, even with this bizarrely put together outfit.