All you creepers at home who thought they saw J.Lo have a nip-slip moment at the Oscars, sorry for the wishful thinking, but J.Lo’s dress was malfunction free last night.
There was a moment during the Oscars telecast where people thought they saw a bit too much skin in J.Lo’s very plunging neckline, but J.Lo’s stylist Mariel Haenn insists that there was no wardrobe malfunction.
“The dress fit perfectly to every inch,” says Haenn, “While the dress did give the illusion of sheer-ness, joke’s on everyone who wishes they saw something!”
Yeah, jokes on you Casper Smart who was undoubtedly watching the show on his TV because he wasn’t invited, hah.
However, one malfunction was Cameron Diaz and Jennifer Lopez trying to pull off a joke on TV. The twosome presented the Oscars for Best Costume Design and Best Makeup and presented the awards by standing with their backs to the audience and turned over their shoulders with a knowing wink. I don’t know what the joke was supposed to be, “Check out our butts?” either way, no-one laughed and the joke bombed and the two girls erupted into laughter. Haha, jokes on us America?
Anyways, J.Lo redeemed herself by showing up to the annual post-Oscars Vanity Fair bash in a Zuhair Murad gown. Her stylist teases us with her post-Oscars style saying, “if you thought that was hot,” referring to the supposed nip-slip, “wait until you see what’s next.”