Jessica Alba Jealous of Gisele Bundchen

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Jessica Alba Jealous of Gisele Bundchen
Jessica Alba reiterates what women for thousands of years have already known, “I can’t ever get down to the weight I was before I had Honor,” Alba tells Allure magazine about her pregnancy with first child, Honor.

Unless you’re a cast member of Teen Mom, you probably wont look like you did pre-baby.

Currently expecting her second child with Cash Warren, Alba dishes to the mag, “My body’s just different. The jeans just sort of zip up differently and things hang differently. It’s a miracle what happens, but you definitely are different afterward. Unless you’re Gisele.”

Gisele Bundchen was already not human before and after her baby.

So does Alba think her she needs to go under the knife to fix her post-baby body? “That’s just so bizarre, because the physical is so fleeting, anyways, and when you’re in a relationship, the physical lasts for maximum, two years.” I had no idea that guys stopped caring about looks after 2 years. Cool, I can stop dieting in 2013. Thanks Alba!

Jessica Alba has also discovered why women are sexy, “I saw how incredible and amazing it is to be a woman and to be able to create a life. There’s a reason why certain areas of the body are desirable –because it all leads to reproduction.”

I love c-listers that take themselves so seriously and dole out life advice. Remember when Alba gave us this gem? “Thank you to the fans. I do movies for you. Practice safe sex and drive hybrids if you can.”

Someone get this girl a PSA.
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