Jessica Simpson is Still Pregnant; Dreaming of Caftans

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This has got to be a weird joke Jessica Simpson is playing on all of us! Believe it or not she is still pregnant and still Tweeting. Jess must be breaking some sort of Guinness record for longest pregnancy ever. Isn’t it at 30 months by now?

Simpson must be as impatient as we are because she is dreaming about giving birth as much as we want her to.

“I just woke up from a dream that I wore a leopard caftan in the hospital,” she Tweeted Tuesday. “Fabulous!! Now I need to find one!”

I don’t know about leopard after giving birth. Leopard didn’t look great when she was pregnant and it’s not gonna look flattering after she gives birth. Let’s just say it’s not slimming.

And there were rumors going around that Jess had given birth. Well, she wants us all to know it’s not true. Jess is on schedule for a 40 month pregnancy. I kid. I kid. “I’m still pregnant!!” Simpson Tweeted to fans. “Don’t believe what you read ladies and gents.”
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