Kim Kardashian Jumps on the Tranny Train

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After Sofia Vergara called herself a tranny for wearing so much make-up and being so over-the-top all the time, apparently it's very "in" now to refer to yourself as a tranny.

Vergara said last week, "I look like a transsexual anyway. I'm a woman, but I'm super-exaggerated with my boobs, my ass, my makeup, and my accent."

Now, Kim Kardashian is jumping on the Tranny Train. Yes, a tranny train is a real thing. It's a high-speed locomotive known for it's intense makeup application and bouffant hair dos.

Anyways, Kim Kardashian finally admits that she and her sisters are a little too heavy-handed with their make-up application and that she's not afraid to say she looks like a "tranny."

"We had publicists and people who would tell us, 'Girls, tone it down. Stop wearing all the makeup.' But then...We were like, 'We love makeup - so why try and be what we are not?'...We joke and say we are like trannies because we love hair and makeup," Kim tells xoJane.com

She also ads that it's her father, the late Robert Kardashian, who instilled in them their love of make-up when he hired a professional makeup artist to give them lessons when they were teens.

"He said, 'My daughters are going to start to wear makeup and I want you guys to look at least presentable,'" Kim explains, "And we've turned out to be the biggest trannies because of it."

If I hear that the tranny community is upset over this comment, they better hush-up, because if Kim Kardashian calls herself a tranny that is a compliment to transsexuals everywhere.

Although Kim thinks she can join the ranks of RuPaul's Drag Race, her sister Khloe thinks Kim looks flawless with and without make-up on, "Kim, definitely, if you take off what's on her face, her face is the exact same...She really doesn't need any of that on her face."

Khloe also thinks Kourtney doesn't need to wear as much make-up as she does, "Kourtney doesn't need to wear makeup - she just puts a lip on and she looks, like, totally glam."

Then Kourtney responds with, "I need some lashes." Oh Kourtney, just stick to dressing Mason in tiny pageboy hats and let your sisters do all the talking.

"I think that we are definitely glamour girls. We love to wear makeup," says Kim. Glamour Girls or Trannies? Let's call a spade a spade, alright? The eye makeup is a little tran-ish. Hey, her words, not mine.

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