Newly Single Kim Kardashian Looks Like a Walking Zombie

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Two days after filing for divorce and setting the world ablaze with “fake marriage” rumors, Kim Kardashian stepped out to an appearance looking glum and dressing like a grandmother. Assuming your grandmother has an ass the size of two bowling balls and is a fan of stretch lycra.

In all seriousness, Kim’s post divorce-papers style has become very conservative. In her first public appearance since filing for divorce, Kim attended the handbag launch for the Kardashian Kollection in Sydney, Australia.

Instead of sexy “club dresses” that hug her curves or a tiny black blazer when she wants to look professional, Kim ditched the glamorpuss look and went instead for a sourpuss look.

She wore a long black loose fitting jacket that needed to be tailored in the sleeves as they hung down past her fingers, making her look like a little girl in her dad’s tuxedo jacket. For the dress she wore a knee length patterned dress with a very high collar. It was basically a turtle neck.

And instead of her usual smile or smize face she does on the red carpet, she pulled a Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen face. Meaning, that thing were they pouch out their lips and try to look as dead as possible.

Not once did Kim crack a smile for the camera. She stayed somber and straight faced the entire night.

It’s hard to tell if Kim is seriously depressed about her split from Kris Humprhies or just playing a part to make people feel sorry for her.

The rumors are that the marriage, wedding and entire relationship was created for the reality TV cameras, but Kim just took to her blog to give what seemed like a heartfelt reason for why she choose to divorce Kris H.

“Everyone that knows me knows that I’m a hopeless romantic! I love with all of my heart and soul. I want a family and babies and a real life so badly that maybe I rushed in to something too soon. I believed in love and the dream of what I wanted so badly. I felt like I was on a fast roller coaster and couldn’t get off when now I know I probably should have. I got caught up with the hoopla and the filming of the TV show that when I probably should have ended my relationship, I didn’t know how to and didn’t want to disappoint a lot of people.”

It seems like she wanted to call off the wedding but E! had probably already cut the checks. Unlike us regular people who are allowed to get cold feet, Kim K’s wedding already had a payroll to maintain.

She also adds that she’s donating all the money for wedding gifts to the Dream Foundation.

Wait…if this was truly a “fake marriage” the fact that they even had a wedding gift registry (and they did) makes me wanna punch things. That’s tacky.
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