Rachel Zoe Styles Kim Kardashian

Two of reality TV’s biggest stars combined last night and it was MAJOR!

Kim Kardashian appeared on “The Rachel Zoe Project” last night. Oh my god, I die. Just, I die. This was so major we had to “shut it down.” Like TV itself… had to shut down.

Rachel Zoe-isms aside, on Tuesday night’s episode of “The Rachel Zoe Project,” Zoe herself was asked last minute to style Kim Kardashian’s video shoot. Like everything on that show, it was super stressful and totally a big deal.

An 8 months pregnant Zoe had “less than 24 hours” to pull together different looks for Kim K’s video shoot for her new fragrance. This was also the first time that Kim and Rachel had worked together.

Zoe, with the help of her hairstylist Joey and her adorable new assistant/best gay/eye candy, Jeremiah, they were able to whip up some looks for Kim.

Kardashian posed in tiny black briefs, a men’s white button down and a black lace bra and Zoe explained that this was the key to looking sexy.

“Wearing a men’s shirt and boys’ shorts is one of the best ways to look subtly sexy,” says Zoe.

So, they key to looking sexy is to dress like a man? I think Ellen Degeneres has been doing that for 15 years, so I’d say that’s bad advice.

Zoe adds, “You want to unbutton the top two buttons, wear a pretty bra underneath.”

For Kim’s other look, they wanted to style her in something that was reminiscent of Valentines day. Zoe looked through a rack of red dresses before settling on a Dolce & Gabanna gown that “definitely screams valentines day,” according to Zoe.

They were gonna go with a different dress, but Zoe thought that other one was a “super gowny-gown.” The Dolce & Gabbana dress was just “gowny” enough.

“The Dolce and Gabbana dress is sort of the answer to our prayers.” Remembers Zoe.

Zoe was excited to work with Kim K, that when choosing dresses she wanted something that accented her curves, “She has such a kick ass body, I just feel like, ‘show it.’”

I love Zoe’s valley girl speaking pattern. If Zoe read the news it would be like, “I feel like America needs more money, also, Obama has such a sick bod, he should totally unbutton the top two buttons more often. Like I would die, it would be Ba-na-na’s.”