Handbag Gets Botox

If you're too nervous to get botox on your face, try doing it to your bag first. Alex Curran (I know, who is she, right?) was seen toting the botox bag around in London yesterday while shopping with her daughter. Alex is a model and a footballer's wife, BTW.

The $3,000 python-skin bag was designed by a dermatologist. He uses botox to make the bag look softer and plumper. Apparently, JLo has been carrying one for a few months.

We haven't seen her with it yet, because she's been holed up in her pad with her double buns in the oven eating bon bons.