Lindsay Lohan is the New Face of Jag Jeans

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Lindsay Lohan is the New Face of Jag Jeans
Posing for Playboy must have been good for Lindsay Lohan’s career because now she’s modeling for denim brands that no one has heard of.

Lindsay is the new face of Jag Jeans and not only that, the brands bosses were incredible impressed with Lindsay’s ingenuity and professionalism. I had no idea that Dina Lohan was the CEO of Jag Jeans?!

The brand released this statement:

“Lindsay was so involved with the shoot that she would go as far as adjusting items on the set. She even requested scissors so she could personally fray the edges of her black crepe blouse because she believed it would look better that way. Lindsay would take a hands-on approach to her shots, as she was more than willing to change her hairstyle during mid-shoot and even used her own personal jewelry and accessories when needed."

Wait, wait, wait. Let me get this straight…Lindsay Lohan would personally fray the edges of a blouse, change her hairstyle, and wear her own jewelry!? What a saint! Someone get this woman a Nobel Peace prize, on account of she “used her own personal jewelry when needed”!!!! Community Service? TIME SERVED!

The brand also said that Lindsay embodied everything that Jag Jeans stands for, so… debauchery, not understanding what “on-time” means, and having dental problems?

“As Jag Jeans' newest endorser, Lindsay embodies the strength and fearlessness of the woman of today. She is unafraid to be who she is. She is fierce yet exudes feminine grace," says the statement.

Well, Lindsay is a “Woman,” so they got some things right…

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