Terry Richardson, who still doesn’t seem to have it in him to take a non-peeping-tom-creepy picture, has photographed a nude Miranda Kerr for Harper’s Bazaar’s September issue.

The spread, meant to highlight boots by Hermes, Tod’s, Givenchy, Reed Krakoff and Tom Ford that all cost more than $1,000 (the rest of the look is super cheap, so it balances out), shows Kerr shot in black and white in a series of stomping/rolling poses.

29-year-old (yes) mother of one (yep) Kerr looks radiantly gorgeous in the shoot and accompanying behind the scenes video, which is what you’d expect from a Victoria’s Secret Angel who does daily yoga and Buddhist chanting and is married to Orlando Bloom.

In her Q&A she credits her perfect physique to a combination of the 80/20 rule, the blood type diet (which sounds like a fake thing but it’s not), and eating super organic everything.

Despite how “graggh” inducing all of that may be, considering how gorgeous and happy and well-adjusted Kerr seems, it’s probably not such bad advice. Check out Miranda in the September issue of Harper’s Bazaar, on newsstands August 21st!