Miranda Kerr Shows off Post Baby Body in Nude Photoshoot

Miranda Kerr is not human. This is fact. She popped a baby out of her tiny Victoria's Secret Body less than a year ago and already is posing nude.

Ok, if she can go from pregnant to playboy in less than a year, the rest of us regular women can get our sh-t together. I'm pretty sure Miranda Kerr doesn't stop for McDonalds breakfast on the way to work. And no, "but it's McDonald's Monopoly month" is not an excuse.

Anyways, Kerr didn't pose for playboy but rather a very tasteful nude shot in a photo spread for Harper's Bazaar Australia.

On the inside photo, she is lounging on a hotel bed wearing nothing but a leopard print towel on her head, a towering pair of red Dolce & Gabbana stilettos, and $60,000 worth of jewelry; including Cartier earrings, two Bulgari rings and two Delfina Deletrez cuffs.

Kerr is married to Orlando Bloom and says their son, ten-month old Flynn, is a "bundle of love."

She's got a hot hubby, a hot bod, and a cute kid, could anything be wrong in Miranda Kerr's life? Apparently not, according to her interview in Harper's Bazaar.

"I'd say what makes me happy is having this little man. I'm the happiest when I'm surrounded by those I love and we are in a natural environment."

"It's the best thing I've ever done," Kerr says about having a baby, "Becoming a mother puts everything into perspective."

"You become more comfortable in your own skin," she adds. Well, it shows. She's just kind of hanging out naked in the photoshoot making a face like, "Who? Me?" Like its no big deal.

While she proves she radiates on camera, would she ever become an actress like her husband? "If someone approached me and it sounded interesting, I wouldn't be opposed to it."

She tells the mag what she does to stay slim, and she says she doesn't deprive herself of good food.

"I always say life is about balance, not about depriving yourself. If you want something then I encourage you to have it. When you deprive yourself, you naturally crave it more," says Kerr.

While Miranda is gushing about her perfect life and perfect body. Her husband Orlando Blooms also talks about how perfect his wife is.

"I could talk about Miranda all day," he dishes, "I've become more myself since I've been with her. We travel a lot and we're together a lot, especially now we have Flynn. I think relationships can teach you more about yourself. And when we're together, it's just fantastic."