There he is! Oh wait, that’s not Waldo, it’s Mischa Barton. LensCrafters has some serious explaining to do.
Mischa was photographed leaving Cannes while she was sleepwalking on Ambien.
Sorry, but that’s the only possible explanation for this outfit. Barton showed up at the Nice Airport wearing red skinny pants, a striped red and white sweater and a gigantic windshield in front of her face. Someone should have explained to her that the windows on the airplanes stay shut.
And if she didn’t get stopped by TSA, that administration is truly bullsh-t. Because if this look doesn’t say, “I’m carrying drugs. Lots and lots of drugs!”, then nothing does.
The night before, Mischa was in Cannes for the amfAR Gala at the Cannes Film Festival. She wore an elegant white satin Marchesa gown with a ruffled neckline. It looked, you know, normal. But sometime between that and the time of this Waldo outfit, something terrible happened.
Other stars who showed up to the amfAR Cinema Against AIDS Gala were Bar Refaeli, Alessandra Ambrosio, and Courtney Love, whose breasts looked like they were crying over the fact that they were still attached to her body. But hey, it was all for a good cause—fighting AIDS. And I’m pretty sure they invited Courtney Love as a reminder to use protection during sex.