Rihanna: I Don't Know Why I Keep Losing Weight

March 16, 2012 By:

Rihanna has been flaunting her tiny body lately in a variety of sheer and midriff exposing tops, so it’s pretty obvious that she’s lost a ton of weight, but according to Rihanna, she has “no idea” why she keeps losing weight.

Ughh, cut the humble-brags, Rihanna.

“It’s difficult to have any kind of routine when your schedule is that crazy. So I really have no idea how I’m continuously losing weight,” Rihanna told Ryan Seacrest in a radio interview.

I love it when celebrities claim they “don’t diet,” it’s like when they claim they were “bullied in high-school.”

Rihanna adds, “It’s actually pretty annoying. Now, I don’t have a butt, no boobs – already had no boobs – so annoying!”

Uhhh, it’s so annoying being skinny! Now she has to wear sheer t-shirts to get attention! Rihanna, what did I tell you about humble-brags!

Rihanna told People that she’s actively trying to gain weight to get her butt back.

“I’m working on getting my butt back. It used to be my favorite body part, but now it’s disappeared!” says Rihanna, “I’m eating everything. I’ve been eating ice cream and fast food and Italian food.”

Oh but this is my favorite quote, “People think I’m not eating. I’m eating McDonalds at 3 a.m….it’s an issue. I’m eating ice cream!”

I’m calling her bluff. As a self-proclaimed McDonald’s expert, I have yet to see her there. Also, where are the paparazzi photos to prove it!? Prove it!