The Internet is freaking out over Robert Pattinson’s bizarre new haircut. America’s favorite vampire debuted a weird hairstyle that looks like he woke up on the wrong side of the bed and then asked Edward Scissorhands to help him style his hair with a piece of broken glass.
Unfortunately, I can probably recall all of Rob’s tress changes from memory. He came onto the scene with long messy hair that fan girls referred to as “bed head” because fangirls like saying things that are vaguely dirty and then giggling about it. Part of Pattinson’s early allure was that he was constantly pushing his hair out of his face, but I thought it made him look like he had a tick.
He then buzzed his hair and people were stressing out. He wore it parted on the side all debonair-like for his role in “Water for Elephants” and had me saying “Oh you fancy huh?”
Then, because Rob is such a chill-bro kind of dude, he dyed his hair himself (like the hairdye in boxes you buy at the drugstore) and his golden locks accidentally turned red.
Now, Rob is sporting a half-Mohawk half buzz cut and girls between the ages of 13 and 21 are worrying what that says about their taste in men.
Do not fret, Rpatz is only sporting this “edgy” new ‘do for his role in upcoming film “Cosmopolis.” In one scene, Rob’s character leaves during the middle of a bad haircut and spends most of the film with his hair like that.