Salma Hayek Says Botox Gives Her "The Heebie-Jeebies"

Salma Hayek is bragging about how hot she is again. In an interview with Latina magazine, the Puss in Boots actress says she’s never had cosmetic surgery.

“I have no Botox,” Hakek says. “The thought of a needle coming to my forehead, it really gives me the heebie-jeebies.”

I love how hot, older women tell you they hate plastic surgery as a passive-aggressive way of letting you know they’re naturally hot.

“I’d rather put on my creams,” Hayek says. “It’s fun, it smells good and it’s relaxing.” Alright, Salma, I’m with you on smells good and relaxing, but I don’t know about fun. Ever been on a jet ski? Played kickball? Drank heavily? Those things are fun. Rubbing sh-t on your face isn’t exactly something you do with friends.

But just because Salma has “use cream” on her list of hobbies, that doesn’t necessarily mean she’s against getting Botox later in life.

“Am I opposed to doing it later? I don't know,” Hayek admits. “I want to see how far I can go."

So basically, she wants to see how long this hotness is going to last. Because I guarantee, the minute Salma Hayek stops looking as hot as, well, Salma Hayek, that needle’s going straight to her head.

But Salma’s not the only A-lister who has ruled out the needle, at least for now. Julia Roberts says she won’t get Botox because she wants her kids to be able to tell when she’s happy or sad.

And Drew Barrymore has a more emphatic opinion on it: “F-ck surgery!” Barrymore has said. “I’m so curious as to what’s going to happen naturally that I can’t imagine wanting to alter things just yet. And to all those women putting botulism in their faces – we don’t know what the long-term effects are, so stop! I’d rather look like a basset hound than do that to my face!”

Tina Fey says Botox doesn’t even make you look better. “People who have too much, they look like their faces are full of candles — a shiny, shiny face.”

And Susan Sarandon is proud of her lines. In fact, she uses them as job security. “You can see I haven’t had Botox or these lines wouldn’t be here, but when you do that it becomes very mask-like, and that frightens me. I have an advantage. If I’m the only one that actually looks 60, then I’ll get all those parts because there won’t be any actresses that look 60 around.”

Rachel Weisz makes a good point about Botox and acting: “Acting is all about expression. Why would you want to iron out a frown?” Hey, Botox-filled actresses can still get parts. As statues. Or trees.

In L.A., Botox is everywhere. Go to Beverly Hills, and you’ll see a bunch of stretched out lips and melted faces. But hey, at least you don’t have wrinkles, right? Meryl Streep disagrees: “In Los Angeles there’s a lot of that. I pick up on the part that doesn’t move on a face. I’m immediately drawn to it and that is the opposite of what you’re intending. You pull focus to the area that’s been worked on.”