Sofia Vergara Launching Lingerie Collection

February 9, 2012 By:

Victoria's Secret? More like, Sofia's Vergara! Err, nevermind that joke made sense in my head.

This was truly a long time coming. “Modern Family” star Sofia Vergara, who is known for her curves first, acting skills, second, is launching a collection of underwear for Kmart for the Sofia by Sofia Vergara line.

The actress says she designed the collection because “it’s so hard to find sexy intimates at an affordable price. All women should be able to get beautiful, comfortable intimates.”

Uhh, is it that hard to find “affordable” “intimates?” A Hanes-Her-Way, 3 pack of high-waisted cotton underwear is like $2.99 at Walmart. That’s sexy, right? No seriously, am I doing it wrong?

Thankfully, for those of us who still think that cotton briefs is “sexy,” we have Sofia Vergara to go to for advice.

“Honestly I love the entire collection,” says Vergara, “But if I had to pick a favorite…it would be the animal-print bra because I love prints, even underneath my outfits.”

The collection includes three bras, three panties and come in red, purple, pink, black and animal print. According to Sofia, these undergarments really “set the tone” for a woman’s outfit. They will also cause you to look for excuses to go take off your clothes in public, “What? Skinny-dipping? I couldn’t…I don’t even have good underwear on…well if you insist…omigod leopard print bra? When did you get there?”

According to Vergara, “I think every woman should start by putting on a beautiful bra and panty. It doesn’t even have to be lingerie.”

The collection hits Kmart stores this week and will range in price from $10-$15.